Bike Tow Leash - Better than sliced beef!

I got the best Christmas Present ever! A bicycle tow leash.  Check it out!   I got my present early, moms said deer were slow so Santa had to get an early start. I have logged 23 miles on the bike this month. I am keeping track on Strava.  I think other dogs should start using Strava too, it's not just for racer boys.

Last weekend I got to go on my first mountain bike trail. I had a top speed of 11 mph and an average speed of 6.6.  There was a lot of uphill and we had to stop a few times so my old mom could catch her breath.

Mom loves the tow leash cause of the low attachment point, she says I can't pull the bike over. Like I would do that?  Sister is getting old so she sometimes has to ride in the trailer. Mom tried to stuff me in there once but I said NO WAY!.

Class 7

None of the other kids showed up for class last week, guess they were all out Christmas shopping for their moms or something. Anyways there were two new trainers there so instead of teach showing me and mom how to do stuff, I got to train the new trainers. I taught one how force causes resistance. He tried to get me to sit and the more he pushed, the more I resisted. Anyhows I had a good time walking them around the room. I think they were worn out when I left and they had a good amount of hair on their nice black pants. hehehe Santa Claws was there too and I got to give him a big hug.

If you don't already have one be sure to get your bipeds a Furminator for Christmas. They are great back scratchers and less hair on the floor means that ugly dyson animal doesn't have to come out of the closet as often.

Dog training class 3

Only two other kids showed up for class today, the little yorkie and the shepherd pup. It was kind of fun cause we got to practice drop it and the teach brought out some toys. However for some reason the yorkie got a cute little squeaky toy and the shep and I got rope toys. It was very distracting, all that squeaking going on. Mom asked the teach if I could have a squeaky too and she was nice enough to give me one. I eventually stole the yorkies toys anyways. I mean it's really stupid to give us something then say drop it. Makes more sense if we are allowed to steal something first.

Our homework is to learn down and next week we get to have a contest to see who can hit the floor the fastest. Mom said that was terribly unfair as I am the tallest kid in class and that yorkie, well it is already on the floor! The yorkie does seem to have a problem though. It sits then they tell it down and when the front end goes down the butt pops up in the air.

Moving the Deck

I got blamed for the mess in the backyard, but this morning mom caught the red headed devil in the act. She picks up the decking and moves it, trying to find rodents. I threw down our stuffed mouse to try and distract her, but she wants the real thing. Mom was afraid she would break her teeth and had to drag the stubborn girl in the house.

Dog Training - Teacher is Dumb.

Mom decided to take me to school on sat, as if i'm not smart enough already. It was fun walking around pet smart and looking at all the toys, but the teacher is really weird. First thing she tells mom is that people shouldn't humanize dogs and that sister wasn't going to be upset staying home alone while I got to go out. That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Munch doesn't like going to pet smart, but she isn't smart enough to know that is where we are going. She thinks we are going to the dog park without her, of course she is upset!

I put my paws around moms neck and gave her a big hug. Teach says I see you have a jumping problem. Mom assured her it wasn't a problem, told her I like to give people big bear hugs. Teacher insisted this was a problem, said I might knock someone over. Well I am very tall but also very skinny and I always run around the park and give people hugs. Never have I knocked someone over doing that. A little mud on their clothes sure, but that all comes out in the wash.

At the end of class the teach asked if anyone had any questions. I let out a big rooo to let her know that I did, but she ignored me. Well of course she did, she thinks dogs have no feelings.

Teach does let us eat in class though and I got to walk around the store and look at the birds and the rodents which was pretty cool.

The Great Mouse Hunter

Years ago Munch caught a mouse in the house. Now she KNOWS what they smell like and is an excellent mouser. She KNOWS there is one under her house, but can't get it to come out and play.

Here I try to help Munchie capture the fuzzy rodent, but as usual she is greedy and hollars at me.

Yard Work Day

We didn't get to go to the dog park yesterday cause we had to stay home and do yard work. Mom whacked off some limbs from the overgrown shrubs and my job was to tear them into smaller pieces. As you can see from the video, I am a very hard worker.

Munch thought her only job should be to get rid of the fuzzy rodent that lives under the a/c. I went over to lend her a paw as she wasn't having much luck. She told me to go away, said the rodent was hers! Girls are so stingy.

Photos of my ugly sister

This is my adopted sister Munch, mom is always telling her how gorgeous she is, sable malamutes are rare and special, blah blah blah. It's sickening!

Look at her mouth she has been eating mud, her teeth are ugly and she needs braces

The girl is just mean, she is always trying to pull my cheek off!

If she doesn't stop I am afraid I will wind up with big ole floppy jowls like a bull dog.

Sometimes she calls her smiley girl. Look at that silly snow nose, looks like a little piggy nose to me! I think we should get some paint and touch it up where the black is peeling off.

I'm gorgeous too, but you know what she calls me? Koda Bones & Mr. Bones, cause I am too skinny. What the heck kinda name is that? It's insulting!

My nose is pure black and my teeth are bright white, I'm better looking than that silly Munchkin. I think she should call me King Koda.

Power of the Dyson

Mom let us have fun making a mess so she could demonstrate the power of the Dyson vacuum.