This is my adopted sister Munch, mom is always telling her how gorgeous she is, sable malamutes are rare and special, blah blah blah. It's sickening!
Look at her mouth she has been eating mud, her teeth are ugly and she needs braces
The girl is just mean, she is always trying to pull my cheek off!
If she doesn't stop I am afraid I will wind up with big ole floppy jowls like a bull dog.
Sometimes she calls her smiley girl. Look at that silly snow nose, looks like a little piggy nose to me! I think we should get some paint and touch it up where the black is peeling off.
I'm gorgeous too, but you know what she calls me? Koda Bones & Mr. Bones, cause I am too skinny. What the heck kinda name is that? It's insulting!
My nose is pure black and my teeth are bright white, I'm better looking than that silly Munchkin. I think she should call me King Koda.