Monday, December 31
They do ask that you don't leave dog hair in the cabin so mom rolled up the carpets and took a large sheet to put over the couch. The floor is all wood so it is very doggie friendly. She made us sleep in our crates the first night but enough was enough. We wouldn't go near them the second night so we had complete freedom.
The evil Munch tries to steal my pack.
Saturday, December 8
If you don't already have one be sure to get your bipeds a Furminator for Christmas. They are great back scratchers and less hair on the floor means that ugly dyson animal doesn't have to come out of the closet as often.
Saturday, October 27
Our homework is to learn down and next week we get to have a contest to see who can hit the floor the fastest. Mom said that was terribly unfair as I am the tallest kid in class and that yorkie, well it is already on the floor! The yorkie does seem to have a problem though. It sits then they tell it down and when the front end goes down the butt pops up in the air.
I got blamed for the mess in the backyard, but this morning mom caught the red headed devil in the act. She picks up the decking and moves it, trying to find rodents. I threw down our stuffed mouse to try and distract her, but she wants the real thing. Mom was afraid she would break her teeth and had to drag the stubborn girl in the house.
Tuesday, October 16
I put my paws around moms neck and gave her a big hug. Teach says I see you have a jumping problem. Mom assured her it wasn't a problem, told her I like to give people big bear hugs. Teacher insisted this was a problem, said I might knock someone over. Well I am very tall but also very skinny and I always run around the park and give people hugs. Never have I knocked someone over doing that. A little mud on their clothes sure, but that all comes out in the wash.
At the end of class the teach asked if anyone had any questions. I let out a big rooo to let her know that I did, but she ignored me. Well of course she did, she thinks dogs have no feelings.
Teach does let us eat in class though and I got to walk around the store and look at the birds and the rodents which was pretty cool.
Monday, October 15
Tuesday, October 2
We have these cool trees at the Bear Creek Dog park that grow tennis balls. They are actually a bit larger than tennis balls but the same color. What better place to have a tennis ball tree than at a dog park? Mom looked it up on the internet and says they are reall called Osage Orange, but that is ridiculous, there is no orange color to them at all. People can be sooo stupid sometimes. Anyone with half a brain can see they are Tennis Ball Trees.
Years ago Munch caught a mouse in the house. Now she KNOWS what they smell like and is an excellent mouser. She KNOWS there is one under her house, but can't get it to come out and play.
Here I try to help Munchie capture the fuzzy rodent, but as usual she is greedy and hollars at me.
Friday, September 28
Sunday, September 23
We didn't get to go to the dog park yesterday cause we had to stay home and do yard work. Mom whacked off some limbs from the overgrown shrubs and my job was to tear them into smaller pieces. As you can see from the video, I am a very hard worker.
Munch thought her only job should be to get rid of the fuzzy rodent that lives under the a/c. I went over to lend her a paw as she wasn't having much luck. She told me to go away, said the rodent was hers! Girls are so stingy.
This is my adopted sister Munch, mom is always telling her how gorgeous she is, sable malamutes are rare and special, blah blah blah. It's sickening!
Look at her mouth she has been eating mud, her teeth are ugly and she needs braces
The girl is just mean, she is always trying to pull my cheek off!
If she doesn't stop I am afraid I will wind up with big ole floppy jowls like a bull dog.
Sometimes she calls her smiley girl. Look at that silly snow nose, looks like a little piggy nose to me! I think we should get some paint and touch it up where the black is peeling off.
I'm gorgeous too, but you know what she calls me? Koda Bones & Mr. Bones, cause I am too skinny. What the heck kinda name is that? It's insulting!
My nose is pure black and my teeth are bright white, I'm better looking than that silly Munchkin. I think she should call me King Koda.
We have some spiny orb weavers in the backyard, they look like little crabs. One is black and white like a husky and the other guy is orange.
The orange one caught a bee, which is good cause now he can't sting me. I don't know why anyone would want to eat a bee though. Guess the spider knows to spit out the stinger.
I think he is a Southern Leopard Frog, he looks silly with that hunchback. Mom thought I had done some awful thing that made him looked deformed like that so I had to look it up on Google images and show her he was like that when I started playing with him. Sheesh!
Saturday, September 22
http://media.filecabi.net/upload/adlreport.jpg This is the link to the report that shows the skunk did have rabies.
Tuesday, September 18
Monday, September 17
Sunday, September 16
Video of agility squirrel.
Friday, September 14
Saturday, September 8
Compare these two videos and tell me what you think. I am much quieter than the cultivator, I can go much deeper and my battery doesn't wear down. I say I am the winner, paws down! Mom says the cultivator is easier to control, minor detail if you ask me!
Friday, September 7
Wednesday, September 5
The party begins and the exclusive guests meet for the first time.
Munch, aka the Greedy Pool Queen, enjoys soaking in her tub.